sith_happened"My wife informs me that many other people pack more than their lightsaber when traveling," Anakin said, sounding dubious despite having multiple children with their assorted kid crap that he had taken on vacation. "So today we will learn how to pack a suitcase."
Ahsoka shrugged like this was news to her too. "Of course, the first and most important step is understanding what you truly need to be taking with you. Often that can take up surprisingly little space." Like your pockets.
"You will not die without your phone," Anakin added in the tones of someone who had fought and lost this argument many, many times.
"Some form of communicator is ideal though," Ahsoka thoughtfully countered.
"Telepathy?" Anakin offered.
"It's definitely an option." For them.
"Right, so pack everything you'd need for a weekend away where you'd be flying on a plane and don't want to pay for luggage," Anakin said. "I'm ready now."
No one likes you, Anakin.
"Remember, pockets are your friend." The Jedi believed in communal learning, but this was definitely a case of her getting it from him.