Diplomacy, Tuesday, Period Two

[snipsnspecks]

Today the students would find themselves in a simulated bar replicating Coruscant. It was loud, full of aliens, and pulsing with a completely unnecessary pink strobe light. "Welcome to diplomatic babysitting!" Anakin yelled over the music.

One exceptionally large and furry alien was currently leaning against the bar near Anakin and Ahsoka in a very genial manner. "It can be awkward at the best of time, but sometimes there are extra communication issues," Ahsoka said gesturing to the alien. "This is the ambassador for Kashyyyk. Their people, the Wookiees, are wise and honourable, but they do not speak Basic."

Please note that Ahsoka had just said 'speak Basic' not 'understand Basic'.

"Your job today is to show the good ambassador a night out without causing any intergalactic incidents."

"We're sure you'll do well," Ahsoka added as the ambassador roared. It seemed like a cheerful roar?

Health Education, Wednesday, Second Period

[ifwebeworthy]

Don peered out the door, then closed it and locked it. Then he closed the blinds on the windows before he returned to the front of the classroom.

Look, you could never be too safe when it came to dentists.

"Let's talk about oral health," he said. "I know, not the most exciting topic, and flossing is a pain, but it's important. If you take good care of your teeth, you're less likely to have problems with them like cavities or them rotting straight out of your skull." For example. "Now, the dentists won't like that I'm out here talking about our luxury mouth bones without their permission, but," he dropped his voice to a stage whisper, "We just won't tell them, all right?" Don had procured a model mouth from somewhere (no one tell the dentists), and he used it to demonstrate how to properly brush and floss your teeth as he talked about the importance of doing so twice a day, avoiding a ton of sugar, and so on.

When he was finished he asked, "Does anyone have any questions?" If he looked around like he was expecting a dentist to leap out and hit him with a cease and desist letter, well, that was just the surgeon in him.

Space Pirates! (Pirates in Space!) [Wednesday, 1st Period]

[good_for_six]

Today's class was in the computer lab. Why?

Well, Aphra was glad you asked. "Today we're going to be pirates in cyberspace," Aphra declared, with a wave of her arm that somehow drew even more attention to her electro-tattoo than usual.

"Cyberspace is a place of adventure and danger," Isabela declared, albeit not very convincingly because it wasn't like they'd actually be leaving the very safe computer lab now was it. "And porn."

"Not that we'd know anything about that." It wasn't the least convincing thing either of them had ever uttered in a class, but only because the bar was so very low. "Moving on..."