The Various Gods & You, Monday, First Period

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"This week we want to talk to you about what you should do if you, as a mortal, are faced with the possibility of getting involved with the gods," Don told the class. "And, uh, we came to a pretty clear conclusion." He glanced over at Jane. Take it away, god of thunder!

"Don't. Maybe don't?" Jane ventured. "It's a lot."

Her words were underselling it, but her expression? Less so.

Don nodded his agreement. "Just don't," he said. "You never know what's going to happen. You could become an actual god." He gestured to Jane. "You could be erased from reality entirely." He gestured to himself. "You could be impregnated by whatever Zeus decided to be that week. So just don't." To Jane, he added, "Present company excluded, of course."

"Not planning on going anywhere near Zeus," Jane replied, still iffy on if he was real back home or not. "So, that's the solid advice we're giving you all this week. Even if they're really nice and good looking. Remember the risks involved."

Hopefully no one had seen Thor shirtless to ruin this entire lesson.

Fast Talking, Monday, Period 2

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There were still a large and lingering number of pillows scattered about the classroom, which Isabela was taking full advantage of to lounge upon as she addressed the class. "Apparently 'turnabout is fair play' so my college will not be joining us today," she said complete with finger quotes. "So we'll be watching a movie about pirates."


If only Isabela had actually watched the film before this instead of spending her entire weekend wondering what she'd look like in a dashing hat. If only.