First Aid, Monday, Fifth Period
Sunday, June 9th, 2024 09:38 pm"This week we're going to talk about nature, because at least one of you went to the top of Mount Everest last week and nature wants what? That's right: to kill you. Extreme environments much, much, much more so.
"Now, I'm not going to tell you how to be safe in nature. That's another class, and one I'm not qualified to teach. I like hiking," yes, despite the limp, "but the last time I went out unprepared and alone I ended up running away from some aliens and getting trapped in a cave." True story. "We're going to talk about how to help someone who has had a little too much nature.
( Don has a lot of thoughts about how not to die in nature. )
"Now, I'm not going to tell you how to be safe in nature. That's another class, and one I'm not qualified to teach. I like hiking," yes, despite the limp, "but the last time I went out unprepared and alone I ended up running away from some aliens and getting trapped in a cave." True story. "We're going to talk about how to help someone who has had a little too much nature.
( Don has a lot of thoughts about how not to die in nature. )