So You Want to Be a Detective; Friday, First Period [03/29].

[died8yearsago]

In a shocking turn of events, there was a note on the door to the classroom that week, the week where if there were ever notes on classroom doors, this would be that week:

If you can't figure out why class is canceled this week,
you should probably just give up on the detective thing now.

The sign, it should be noted, was put up by a racoon that Rosa had hired to go post it, because she was way too busy right now to be bothering that that menial shit herself.

Feeding Yourself 101, Friday Second Period

[carbsliftthespirit]

The students would find a sign on the door this week:

First rule of cooking: don't use sharp or hot objects when you're distracted. Class is cancelled. Don't forget to eat something, though. And hydrate!

Beaker No/Beaker Yes!, Friday, March 29, 2024

[meepmeepmeep]

The only thing powerful enough to mitigate five days of pollen on the island could be Beaker walking into his classroom with anatomically correct visual aids and preparing for a sex ed talk.

Fortunately for everyone, Sam Eagle was there for you. With a fire hose.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep---" Beaker cried as he was flung by the pressure of the water back out into the hallway.

Class is cancelled! Your brains are all saved.