Sexy Crimes, Thursday, Period 2

[wrongkindofsith]

"In many instances, you will find that people may--wrongly--consider you to be replaceable," Jaskier began. Because things. And news. And stuff. "They would be very wrong in that case and it is your job to show how irreplaceable you are!"

"This challenge may take many forms," Cara added. "But you should always remember that being sexy is a major advantage even in situations where that doesn't seem it would."

"It is up to you to figure out how with... varying degrees of legality," Jaskier added.

"Or just challenge them to a sexy-off." Was Cara taking a break from being the responsible one? Maybe.

"...I like that plan." Oh no, there was no responsible one today, kids.

Hyrule History and Legends!; Friday, Second Period [11/04].

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Good morning, everyone!" Sidon, with all his usual excitement and eagerness, greeted the class with a mighty gesture and a broad, toothy grin. There was, of course, another drawing on the board to enlighten them to today's topic of discussion, and, honestly? It wasn't even that bad this week! That, of course, had nothing to do with Sidon't artistic talent improving and much more to do with the fact that it didn't take a whole lot of skill to draw shape of a Goron or the silhouette of large singular volcanic peak.

( Rocks of Ages )

"But that is," Sidon concluded with a nod, "mostly all there is to say about the Gorons in a broad overview. Even if one cannot make the rather arduous and heated trek into Death Mountain to visit them, one may still experience the company of these stolid, joyful, steadfast people throughout all of Hyrule, as they have a traveling spirit themselves and enjoy sharing the wealth of their mines with the world, and we are all quite richer because of it....and not just because of their mining efforts!

"So...what do you think?" He looked to them eagerly. "Is Death Mountain a place you might like to visit...despite the name? Or perhaps because of it! What would you be most interested to learn or see about the Gorons? As always, I'd love to hear your thoughts and questions!"

The Adventuring Life, Friday - 3rd Period

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Today, a movie was all set up at the front of the class. Because that was the sort of Friday it was.

"A good travelling companion is important for any journey you might make," Jaskier said once the class had arrived.

"Indeed," Yennefer said with a nod. She usually traveled alone, because she had high standards. "It is also important to have a backup plan when things go wrong." Ideally not involving knocking over a convenience store. "We have selected for you an educational film on these points." Totally educational. Also, young Brad Pitt was in it! "Please enjoy."

Topics in Sith Philosophy, Friday

[unusual_sith]

Lana rushed in at the last minute to class. "Apologies. I was urgently needed at home. Apparently setting up a government involves a ridiculous amount of meetings." She grimaced. "I haven't had a chance to set up coursework for today, so why don't we discuss that? With your knowledge so far of the Sith, how do you expect Sith governments and meetings go?"


[Semi-method RP. It took way too long to vote today.]