Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 27, 2022

[sith_happened]

Anakin's children had outgrown a summer slide obstacle course years ago, but it didn't mean it wasn't stuck in the back of his brain as an option for torture team building.

When everyone arrived at the park, they'd find a rickety-on-purpose wooden bridge across the duck/flamingo pond, an entire line of inflatable hurdles being sprayed by sprinklers, some kind of ring toss with a water cannon pointed at where the participants would be standing, and a Slip 'n Slide that would really serve no purpose other than to remind adults that gravity exists and they shouldn't be on a Slip 'n Slide past the age of about ten.

"Today we're running an obstacle course!" he said. At least it was stupidly humid outside, so getting wet wasn't a hardship. "Fastest through wins! No power usage! Listen for your names!"

TEAM I PUT OUT
Beaker
Jon
Rey
Goose

TEAM FREUDIAN SLIP 'N SLIDES
Sidon
Lana
Steph
Miguel

TEAM POND HAIR DON'T CARE
Graham
Stark
Sakaki
Libby

TEAM MOIST
Steve M
Hannibal
Jo
Gray