The History of the Zora; Monday, Fourth Period [07/05].

[in_sidon_we_trust]

Was Sidon a little disappointed that there wasn't more interest in diving deep into the history of his people that summer? Yes, if he was honest, he was, but that just meant that the people who did sign up for his course could get extra focus and he could engage with them on this very near and dear to his heart subject even more closely, and, by Hylia, these two students were going to get the best Zora history education that Sidon had to offer!

Or, well...it would seem that at least one of those students would get such an education, because Sidon realized, after giving it some time, that only one students was showing up that day, and that was certainly something to make him frown with concern.

"I suppose," he ventured, giving the student who did show up an encouraging smile even through his worry, "we might as well get started, as I don't believe our companion in this journey through the exciting history of my people will be able to join us today!"

But it felt a little odd, just blazing forward when there was a good chance that one of his students was...

"You don't think," he ventured, frowning a little more, "that our friend has fallen victim to one of these holes, do you?"

But before Belle could even have a chance to answer, Sidon's expression changed, into a bright, beaming grin, as did his stance, which suddenly burst out in an expression of excitement, fists pumps, knees bent as if ready to spring into action.

"We shall have to find out! The History of the Zora will still be here for us next week...assuming we are even here next week, so let us go and see if we can discover if such a fate has fallen our absent associate and perhaps come to the rescue and create some Fandom history of our own! There is no time to spare! Let us go!"

Anger Management- Monday- 2nd period

[gotyoucookie]

Today, batting cages!

"Welcome to Anger Management," Nick said, looking pretty happy about that. What, some of the stuff was fun, he was allowed to like his job. "In this class, you get to smash stuff. Starting with America's pastime, baseball.

"You're gonna get to swing at some balls thrown at you by this lovely machine, and you're going to get to hit them out of the park. And if you miss a bunch, take it out on the cages! Or the hall machine! Nothing in here is real!"

Adventures in Sheep Farming, Monday

[doesnotkneel]

"Right, so someone - a moose, I reckon - has played a filthy trick on us all."

No, Edward didn't have the slightest clue why anyone had set him up with this class. Or sent him a note asking him to report to the Danger Shop, where they currently were, and which looked suspiciously like the Hatherton countryside.

He loathed it.

"There's nothing worth learning about sheep farming," he said, "There certaintly ain't any adventure. It's a sad, poor life of toil and rickety walls meant to break a man down into a sad, mad shadow of himself."

Not that he had any feelings about it, or anything.

He cleared his throat.

"But since the island insists on trapping us here, let's walk to the barn and take a peek inside, aye? And then if any of you actually have dreams of farming, tell me so, so I may disabuse you of the very notion." Beat. "In fact, let's start by making you all smell the sheep, shall we?"

Introduction to Cultural Studies 101, Monday, 3rd Period

[jedigrammarians]

Class (or what there was of it) was meeting in the Danger Shop, because who needed fresh air in the summer?

"Welcome to Intro to Cultural Studies," Aphra said. "Normally this would be when we do the other type of introductions, but given the intense focus of this class we'll just dive right in with this mysterious piece of forgotten technology."

It was a VHS tape.

"What wonders might this hold? What could we learn about the long lost people who made it? Only one way to find out."