Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Tuesday, First Period [11/24].

[died8yearsago]

The class would be meeting in the classroom that week, with Rosa sitting on the desk as she usually did when this was definitely a low-effort class because she didn't really want to deal with trying to come up with something good in addition to Thanksgiving stuff, so there you had it. And when everyone was there and she checked the watch that she wasn't wearing, she went ahead and got started.

"I know everyone here is from a wide range of places and dimensions or whatever," she said, "so some of you have probably never even heard of Thanksgiving before coming here and the cultural context is completely lost on you, but I'm pretty sure most of us can related to being roped into something with family, friends, or coworkers that you'd rather not have to deal with, that makes a big deal out of spending time together, putting aside differences for the sake of togetherness, all that sort of holiday celebratory bullshit. Sometimes, it's just something you have to put up with, and everyone puts up with it differently, so today, we're just going to talk about different ways to handle various situations that holidays like this inspire, and just pick up from each other the best, most badass ways of dealing with them and sort of go from there.

"Because, let's face it, you're all pretty badass in your own ways already, so maybe we can all just....learn from each other."

Again, low-effort. Why bother going out of her way to teach something when she could just have the students teach each other, hm?

Guiding the Powerful Yet Incompetent, Tuesday, Second Period

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Today we're going to watch a...what is it called again? Oh, yes, a film about what can happen when a fed-up advisor to the throne goes too far," Yennefer said. At least, she thought that was what it was about. "Please enjoy."

Student Assembly, Wednesday, November 25, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Most of you are ready to be on your four day weekend already," Anakin said, climbing up onto the stage and blinking at the set-up below him: each student had been sat behind a school desk, which had a basket on it covered with a gingham cloth.

Someone had been watching too many baking shows.

"Most of you are ready to be on your four day weekend already," Anakin repeated, "but too bad. Because today you are getting a very instructive discussion led by Stark entitled--" he pulled out his notecard only to have a radio squirrel shriek and race across the stage, climb up Anakin's pant leg and stick a stickie note onto his forehead.

Anakin sighed heavily and pulled it off. There had been a time when his very presence had terrified entire systems. "Right. Well, instead of what I thought we were doing--The Multiverse and You--we are doing..." he squinted at the note. "I have no idea. Something about holiday food, I think. Stark? You're up, I believe."

He glared at the student body. "And the first one to make a crack about my hair over the weekend gets detention until you graduate."