So You Want To Be a Jedi? - Monday, Period 2

[jedigrammarians]

"I wanted to do something a little special for your final, so I figured out a way for you to get a little taste of what it's actually like to be a Jedi," Aphra said, gesturing grandly behind her.

At a bouncy castle. It was space unicorn themed.

"Enjoy!"

Chopped: Overstock Edition ; Tuesday, Second Period [08/18].

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Hey, everyone," said Summer, starting class with a faint grin on her face that she hoped, by now, would make anyone familiar with any of her classes a little worried for what was in store for them, but it wasn't that bad, she promised! Well, maybe for one of you...

"Since today's our last class," she continued, "and you all did a really good job, like, seriously, there were some serious efforts, and that's all I can ask for, but, anyway, it's the last class so I thought I'd do something a little special and bring in a surprise guest judge."

So surprise that even she didn't know it yet!

"Everyone, to your stations, and we'll reveal your ingredients and the mystery guest judge once you know what you're working with!"

The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday

[ohvalleyofpenis]

It was the final week of watching your instructors set things on fire by accident. So, of course things had to end with setting things on fire on purpose, right? Right.

"What is an Alaska and why are we baking it?" Why was Jaskier asking Yennefer this?

"Well, obviously it's a type of tart," Yennefer said with all the confidence of someone who had no idea what she was talking about, but did have a brand new insulated travel cup full of wine coffee okay it's wine. Then she actually looked at the recipe and said, "All right, so it's not a tart."

Jaskier frowned at the travel mug, but mostly because he hadn't thought of that first. "What is it then?"

This just went to show that Yennefer was the smart one and the pretty one. "It's a--well, it's a--frozen. thing?

"You heard it here, kids. A frozen thing," he said with all the confidence of a man who made lies sound pretty for a living. "This is our final class with you for the season, so give it all you have and I'm sure--is the recipe on fire?!"

You'll will miss this class, don't lie.

"We have other copies, don't we?" Apparently they did not. "Right, well. Make your best guess at what a Baked Alaska is," Yennefer said.

Swimming With the Fishes, Tuesday, period 1

[betterthanaplan]

"SCUBA diving," Duke said. "Stands for 'self-contained underwater breathing apparatus'. Basically, you strap an oxygen tank to your back, hook it to your breathing holes with a tube, and get to explore down deep without worrying about holding your breath. Good times."

He went over some basic skills and demonstrated the proper way to use the regulator with a human-type mouth.

"We're not going super deep today, so you don't have to worry about things like decompression sickness or anything. So strap yourselves in and let's go see what animal awaiiiiioh holy shit."

The moose was striding across the beach right for him. He jumped out of the way as it tossed its antlers and trotted right into the water.

". . . Right, so. Moose swim. I knew that. I guess we're SCUBA diving with the moose today."