So You Want to Be a Jedi?, Monday Period Two

[jedigrammarians]

Taking a break from all that fresh air, today's class was in the Danger Shop. In a cantina. That looked an awful lot like a tavern that had quickly had a sci-fi skin slapped over it. Because two could play at that game.

Also in case anyone was still in any doubt about where exactly Aphra had gotten this program from, NPCakin was being hassled by some extremely unsavoury looking types. What do?

Chopped: Overstock Edition ; Tuesday, Second Period [08/11].

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Okay, so," said Summer, with a grin that was maybe slightly less manic that it usually was at this point in the class, and perhaps a little more...apologetic, although, really, not that apologetic. "This week, I thought we'd do something a little different, and, yes, this is mostly because really the only thing we ended up with too much of this week at the store is raspberries, but, like, not even the right raspberries? It's a whole thing, but bottom line, I need to get rid of these raspberries, so, ta-dah! Today we have a featured ingredient, and it's raspberries, and what are you going to do with those raspberries?

"Well, let's open your baskets and find out!"

The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"This week we will be making...'creme brulee.' Well, that sounds..." She trailed off, still looking at the recipe card. "Oh. Oh, no."

"This time the fire will be on purpose!" Jaskier fundamentally misunderstood the brulee part.

"There is no way that this can go wrong!" Yennefer blatantly lied.

They were making a steamed custard. There were just so many ways it could go wrong.

"So, let's begin with this," Jaskier said with more cheer than the situation called for with their track record.

"Yes, let's...begin," Yennefer said. She was developing an eye twitch.

Swimming With the Fishes, Tuesday, period 1

[betterthanaplan]

"I'm just saying," Duke was saying as the students started to arrive. "It's definitely not your kind of weather out here. If you all want to skedaddle, I totally understand. No hard feelings at all."

The walruses hanging out on the beach with the kayaks for today's class looked profoundly unbothered.

". . . Okay. It's up to you. It'd be nice if you at least got in the water, though. So I don't have to worry that you're stuck."

The largest walrus grunted and honked and rolled onto his back.

". . . Cool." Duke turned to the students. "So today we're kayaking. With these guys. Or you can just kind of lay out on the sand, which is my plan."

His back was not going to be into waving a paddle around.