The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"This week we will be making...'creme brulee.' Well, that sounds..." She trailed off, still looking at the recipe card. "Oh. Oh, no."

"This time the fire will be on purpose!" Jaskier fundamentally misunderstood the brulee part.

"There is no way that this can go wrong!" Yennefer blatantly lied.

They were making a steamed custard. There were just so many ways it could go wrong.

"So, let's begin with this," Jaskier said with more cheer than the situation called for with their track record.

"Yes, let's...begin," Yennefer said. She was developing an eye twitch.

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Sign In

[tellmehowstuffworks]

Like everything is going to be on fire.

Re: Sign In

[mother_forker]

Eleanor Shellstrop

Re: Sign In

[scoffs_at_tradition]

Shuri

Listen to Your Teachers

[tellmehowstuffworks]

They are trying, okay? They are trying.

Re: Listen to Your Teachers

[mother_forker]

"We're all going to die in flames before this course is over," Eleanor moaned as she slumped in her chair.

Re: Listen to Your Teachers

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"Not all of us," Shuri said. "I wear fire-resistant clothing now."

Re: Listen to Your Teachers

[mother_forker]

"I'm sitting behind you from now on."

Make Creme Brulee

[tellmehowstuffworks]

The custard was on fire. Everyone please remain calm.

Re: Make Creme Brulee

[mother_forker]

Okay. So the custard thing was more of a soup. And now the gas torch she was going to use was not lighting up.

"I give up," Eleanor whined and just started to eat the uncooked custard.

"Oh. Ew. There's scrambled egg in here."

She just kept eating it.

Talk to Your Teachers

[tellmehowstuffworks]

Yennefer might be trying not to cry.

OOC

[tellmehowstuffworks]

I want creme brulee.