Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, August 14, 2019

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The park was decorated with balloons and streamers, and a life-sized board game set up in the grassy area:



But don't be fooled by the name of the game. Eric, your master of ceremonies for the day, wasn't sorry at all. "Anakin Skywalker has been unavoidably and indefinitely detained," Eric said into the Fisher Price karaoke machine he'd acquired, giggling unnervingly. "So today we'll just have to have lots of fun without him! Right everyone?"

Deciding the cheers weren't loud enough, Eric whipped out his angry eyes from his back and repeated himself. "RIGHT, EVERYONE?"

Around the park, the Army men who had been assigned to loiter around menancingly in an anxiety-inducing way to ensure Maximum Fun, took a few fun steps forward.

"Listen for your names!" Eric said. "You'll be on four teams in place of the pieces, which will make sliding into each other SO MUCH FUN. I, of course, will be moving you all around the board."

The metaphor for the week, it was not that subtle.

"And don't forget your shirts."

RED
Fjord
Rey
Summer
Tip

GREEN
Sabine
Shunsui
Mae
Amaya

YELLOW
Paris
Wayne
Shuri
Prompto

BLUE
Beaker
Astrid
Sidon
Rosa