Ballet for Beginners; First Period [04/05].

[died8yearsago]

Well. Here's to hoping the students didn't mind Elizabethan music today, because that seemed to be all the stereo was going to play today. It...could be a lot worse, though, and, with this group of nerds, if any of them noticed, they probably wouldn't really care that much.

"Alright," Rosa said, "the end is finally in sight; we've only got a few more classes yet, and I realized we haven't even done leaps yet. So that's what we're doing today. Jeté, which basically means to 'throw,' because you're...throwing your feet. Leaping. It's just a fancy word for leaping."

"We'll stretch and do warm-ups, and then it's all leaps from here."

Life Skills Through Screen Time, Friday Second Period

[stickitupmyjinx]

"Today we're going to watch a show about..." Vanessa paused to consult her phone. "Nothing. Wait, what?"

"Its Seinfeld!" Wade said, lifting his hands up to spirit fingers. "The annoying show where only one main cast member hasn't done some bad shit since then."

"What are you going to learn from it?" Vanessa asked. "I don't know! It's up to you to figure out what you take away from this show, besides, 'New Yorkers are so annoying.'"

"Look, it was this or that Bee Movie." And it gave Wade and Vanessa nightmares.

"If I can't sleep tonight it's Wade's fault for mentioning the Bee Movie," Vanessa told the class as she popped the cassette in the VHS player. "Anyway, enjoy the show! As much as you can enjoy Seinfeld, I guess."

Practical Diplomacy, Friday, April 5, 2019

[sith_happened]

'"Right, so when you're conducting high level diplomacy, you will be assigned either a protocol droid--if such things exist in your galaxy--or a translator," Anakin began, "so you're not required to speak all of the languages in the known universe. However, I find it helpful to at least know some of the basic, especially if the negotiations are especially crucial."

He waved his hand at the board, where he'd listed a few phrases he found useful. "Here are some of mine: hello, goodbye, thank you, please, bathroom, idiot, kill them and make it look like an accient."

He then turned his attention to the class. "What would you add to the list?"