Life Lessons Through Screen Time, Friday

[captainskullpoopl]

"So, because you're teenagers, we thought you'd like to watch a show about...actually they're in middle school at the beginning, I think. So you can feel superior!" Tell them what the show is, Vanessa.

"But not about the literal angel that is Mr. Feeney," Wade added. "Who was inexplicably their neighbor."

"And who somehow taught them every year from sixth grade to like, college. I'm no expert," despite being allegedly a teacher, "but I'm pretty sure school doesn't work that way."

Wade paused, considering it rather than start the video. "Maybe we should teach college, babe." In no way could that go wrong.

"We've been so great at teaching high school!" In what way could it go wrong? "Oh, Boy Meets World. The show is Boy Meets World. So, you know, watch. Learn something."

Practical Diplomacy, Friday, March 22, 2019

[sith_happened]

There was a television in the room today, so that probably meant the class would be limitedly traumatizing today. Hooray!

"Let's see how much you've managed to retain of what I've taught you so far this semester," Anakin said. "We're going to watch an instructional video about how to interact with royalty. Take careful notes about what the diplomat does and then we'll discuss as a group what he may have done incorrectly."

The instructional video was Mr. Bean. There was no chance he was doing anything correctly.