Thursday, October 25th, 2018

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"Heya, guys!" Zack was grinning as he stood near an inflated kiddie pool full of water and little, yellow, black, and white fish. "I'm sorry I missed last week, I was kind of, um, a puppy? I mean, it wouldn't have been a terribly educational lecture. But Sidon did a great job-" he assumed, he had been a puppy at the time "-so thank you, Sidon, for filling in. I'm sure the chickens had a great adventure."

Cuccos, Zack.

"This week, we aren't going to be playing with anything terribly cuddly, I'm afraid. We have a pool of goldfish, though. They're the most commonly kept aquarium fish, members of the carp family, and were first bred in China after people started noticing that the silver carp they were raising for food would sometimes have gold-colored offspring. Then all bets were kind of off as they started raising the gold fish for their decorative ponds. At some point, people outside of the imperial family were forbidden to keep the gold variety for themselves, which is probably why there are so many orange goldfish today instead."

He tapped a finger to his chin.

"Right! They're opportunistic feeders who'll eat basically anything, so, crustaceans, insects, plant matter. Or," he held up a little can and grinned crookedly. "Fish flakes. But don't overfeed them. They'll just keep eating until there isn't any food left, which can give them tummy trouble."

... Intestinal blockage, Zack.

"Today we're going to play a carnival game that's popular in Japan," he added, holding up little rings with paper stretched across the inside, and a bowl. "Goldfish scooping! You take a bowl, put some water in it, and then use the little paper scoops to try to catch a few goldfish before the wet paper breaks. You have to be gentle, since the paper tears really easily once it's wet. And because we don't actually want to stress out the goldfish," he assumed, anyway. "If you like, you can keep any of the fish you catch. We can set you up with a tank and filter and stuff at Furnado - my treat. But if you'd rather not, they can just come back to the shelter with us after class, too."
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The phrase 'Conflict Resolution' was written on the board in case anyone was curious about what today's lesson was. Look, these weren't the subtle teachers. They were pretty far from the subtle teachers, actually.

"So, we're gonna teach you how to hand conflict in the workplace--life. In life," Magnus said, immediately correcting the lesson he was definitely reading from a pamphlet.

"There are people who say that violence is never the solution," Cara said, immediately going off script. "Those people are wrong."

"Unless you have, like, a super high charisma skill or have been told by the cops not the murder anyone." Again with the oddly specific instances, Maggie.

"Sometimes it's not the solution." Cara sounded so very, very grudging. "The rest of the time, it's great."

Cara, no.

"Make sure you can finish the fight, Master Chief," Magnus added. "Nothing worse than startin' shit and getting hit real hard. So hard you had HP removed permanently."

"Riiiight. Also there's nothing wrong with a sneak attack." Unless you were the one being snuck upon.

Magnus shamelessly held up a hand for a high-five from here about that. Because it was slowly becoming Their Thing. "So, let's partner up and role play conflict. One of you will be Pam who listens to loud music at her desk. And the other will be Greg who wears too much cologne."

Truly conflicts worthy of violent resolution that were shamelessly pulled directly from their pamphlet. Cara returned the high five. "I trust you'll figure out what to do."
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Miguel was giving today’s movie a scowl. “We’re not even watching this one, because it fails spectacularly. I'm not sure who put it on my list, and I'm not even showing it. You can watch it on your own if you want. The point is, we’re working on matter transporters. Trying to get things from one place to another without physically picking them up and moving them. There are a lot of potential applications of this one, from fast shipping to military infiltration. And first lesson of science - do not try it on yourself first! If there’s any other choice.”

That really ought to go without saying.

"See if you can make a working matter transporter. If you do, we'll talk patents."

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