fandomhigh | Team! Synergy! [Thursday, 1st Period)

The phrase 'Conflict Resolution' was written on the board in case anyone was curious about what today's lesson was. Look, these weren't the subtle teachers. They were pretty far from the subtle teachers, actually.

"So, we're gonna teach you how to hand conflict in the workplace--life. In life," Magnus said, immediately correcting the lesson he was definitely reading from a pamphlet.

"There are people who say that violence is never the solution," Cara said, immediately going off script. "Those people are wrong."

"Unless you have, like, a super high charisma skill or have been told by the cops not the murder anyone." Again with the oddly specific instances, Maggie.

"Sometimes it's not the solution." Cara sounded so very, very grudging. "The rest of the time, it's great."

Cara, no.

"Make sure you can finish the fight, Master Chief," Magnus added. "Nothing worse than startin' shit and getting hit real hard. So hard you had HP removed permanently."

"Riiiight. Also there's nothing wrong with a sneak attack." Unless you were the one being snuck upon.

Magnus shamelessly held up a hand for a high-five from here about that. Because it was slowly becoming Their Thing. "So, let's partner up and role play conflict. One of you will be Pam who listens to loud music at her desk. And the other will be Greg who wears too much cologne."

Truly conflicts worthy of violent resolution that were shamelessly pulled directly from their pamphlet. Cara returned the high five. "I trust you'll figure out what to do."