Arts & Crafts, Tuesday First Period

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"I honestly thought we were done already," Vanessa was admitting to Wade at the start of class today. "Isn't summer really short terms? I'm just saying."

"I feel like it's September already. Is it September?" Wade asked with a frown that... wasn't visible. Huh.

"It's June. Can you believe it? Still June. Oh crap they're here. Hi, everyone!"

"Act cool," Wade hissed, reclining on a desk. You know. Cool-like. "Hey kids. We've brought popsicle sticks and glue for you to make something that you'll throw out in a week's time."

He was selling it to them honestly at least.

"And glitter, of course," Vanessa assured them. "What would one of these projects be without glitter?"

"It is pride month after all." So take your glitter, kids. Take it. Wade threw a handful of the glitter in the air all Legend style to make sure they all saw it. "Now make something while we pretend to be professional adults with teaching degrees."

Earth Zoology -- Pre-History Edition, Tuesday, Period 2

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The Danger Shop today was arranged as a movie theater, complete with comfy seats and an old fashioned popcorn machine in the back. A slide projected on the screen informed the students that Jenkins had been unexpectedly and unavoidably detained this week, but that they should please enjoy this fanciful film about an ironically named dinosaur learning the true meaning of family with several other improbably-named adorable little reptiles as they journey across a prehistoric landscape and try not to get eaten.