Creative Weaponry; First Period, Tuesday [04/03].

[special_rabbit]

Well, Amaya was in a rare mood today, one that didn't strike her very often (because hers was an achingly wholesome franchise), but the type that would have inspired her to hitch a caravan over the mountains to Serenia to see if any ships had come in. Not that she made a general practice of that often, of course, because she also could channel those moods into making stuff, and that was far more productive and profitable, but she couldn't exactly just head out to her forge when she didn't yet have one.

But she figured the danger shop could be the next best thing. In a perfect world, it would be an actual forge, there wouldn't be any kids to teach, and she could sell the weapons afterwards, but you worked with what you could. As it was, the students were finally getting a forging lesson.

"Today we're doing a basic run-down of what I usually do when I make weapons," she explained, once everyone was settled in the Danger Shop again this week, "and that's blacksmithing. It's a lot of fun and I'm sure some of you will find it's not nearly as easy as it looks, but I guess that's the good thing about this set-up here is that there's no harm, no foul if you mess it up. Now, you've got four basic elements to blacksmithing: you've gotta have heat from a forge, a good hammer, a solid anvil, and, of course, metal to work with. We've got mostly steel here, but if you want to play around, I've tossed in a few other metals and you can see how they differ when you use them. Now to the actual metalworking..."

And she went into showing them and explaining to them some of basic techniques and variations of some of the simpler ways to mold metal, which could really fill a whole day if given half the chance.

"That should be enough to get you started," Amaya grinned a little as she held up the little spiral she'd hammered out to show them. "You're probably sick of watching me do it and itching to get to your own, so have at it. Just remember, it takes hours if not days to do a right proper weapon, and this is just to get you guys familiar with how it all works. Feel free to sort of play around with techniques, so what happens when you do this or that, because it's the danger shop and all that. I'm here if you have any questions, and I'm eager to see what you come up with."

And thus she unleashed a group of potentially pent-up teenagers to beat out some very hot and hard metal.

[[ocd is on the way up!]]

Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques | Tuesday, per. 2

[sharp_man]

Class had been handwaily advised to meet at Portalocity, and Hannibal greeted the students when they arrive with a smile that was a bit more predatory than usual.

"Today was to have been a special opportunity for...well, it would involve many sharp objects and careful concentration. Suffice it to say, we will have to put it off to next week."

Because Fandom.

"So, this week we're taking another field trip. I hope it will prove interesting." And hopefully a bit of a relief.

He led them through the portal and to Tennessee. "We will be touring several farms, and they will offer gourmet food. Please, enjoy."

Hannibal would try not to fiddle with the scalpel in his pocket too much.

Don't Do the Thing: Decision Making For Dummies [Tues, 3rd Period]

[jedigrammarians]

Aphra's class were in an ordinary classroom this week. Aphra herself was looking kind of...twitchy.

"So, it's probably a good idea to go over recognising bad ideas again," she said. "Because sometimes it can be really hard to tell the difference. Like, some days you just get it into your head that you should call your ex, because you had some great times and the sex was amazing, and you get so caught up you forget that there's a very good reason she's your ex in the first place, and hey, the last time you saw her she very definitely tried to murder you. Several times. But, again, the sex was awesome, so how do you recognise a bd idea when you're trying to remember her holofrequency?"