Cooking for the Disinterested, Monday

[stickitupmyjinx]

"Okay, so I forgot to buy food for today's class," Vanessa admitted, "and Wade is--I don't know. Maybe he's stabbing somebody. Maybe he'll show up later. It's a mystery! Anyway, we're going to watch a movie about how even rodents can cook so the rest of us have no excuse. Enjoy!"

World Mythology, Monday, Period 3

[atreideslioness]

"Today we're visiting with the myths to be found in the Native American cultures." Ghanima grabbed her handouts from the front desk and began walking up and down the rows, dropping papers on desks.  "For me to try and cover the history and mythology of every tribe in a single day would be impossible, not to mention insulting to the cultures involved.  A thoughtful, anthropologically sound approach to these stories would take up an entire semester, not a class period."

( Let the class begin! )

Library, Monday

[intotheout]

It was President's Day, and Tip had forgotten to send J.Lo a celebratory text. Never mind that he'd never actually, you know, served as president of New Boovworld, he'd been elected. And now he was pouting at her through the power of technology.

Very sorry, she texted. You are 100% the best president I know personally. I'm honored to be your friend.

Then she turned her phone off and went to hide in the stacks with her nose in a book.

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