Cryptids and You! - Tuesday

[captainskullpoopl]

You were back in the classroom! And, most surprisingly, so was the teacher.

"I'm only here because I've got plans," Deadpool said before anyone could think better of him. "Multitasking."

He slapped a picture up on the board to let everyone know what they were in store for.

"No, it's not the Tremors worm or the Dune worm or any of that shit. This here is the Mongolian Death worm. Looks lil' bit like a sausage, doesn't he? Adorable. Now, this guy lives in the Gobi desert and is apparently so poisonous, that touching it will kill you. Or it would be if they were real. And what a world that'd be, right?"

Like one with mutants and aliens and shit.

"Anyway, the assignment today is to make your own adorable papermache death worm. I even got you guys glitter to make it fancy," Deadpool said, once again producing that bucket of glitter. "Now get busy. I got strategy to make."

Artifact Restoration, Tuesday 2nd Period

[jedigrammarians]

Aphra looked at lot like someone who wished she was reclining on a stunning beach somewhere instead of teaching class. Largely because the Danger Shop was set up to look like a stunning beach and Aphra was reclining in a very comfortable looking chair. The students' workbenches were also on the beach.

"Firstly, despite what judgemental individuals might insinuate with their choice of class topics, I am an excellent roommate." Aphra, they didn't care, and also, you weren't. "Secondly, environmental hazards. You gotta learn how to deal with them, since you're not always going to be able to work in a nice clean-room type situation."

Introduction to Earth Zoology, Wednesday, period 1

[livingartifact]

The classroom was just the same as it usually was, save for the conspicuous absence of the teacher. There was a note on the center of the table:

I have been unexpectedly and unavoidably detained. Please take the class time to look up and write a brief introductory report on the Earthen animal of your choice. You may use any of the moddable texts provided in this room.