Sex Ed, Friday, 1st Period

[likethegun]

It was probably safe to say that no one was as uncomfortable in this room as Sam was right now. He still wasn't quite sure how he'd let himself get talked into this class, but if he'd had any lingering doubt that Zoe was an intimidating woman, it was long gone.

"Uh, hey guys. I think everyone's here so... I'm Sam Winchester, and this is Sex Ed," he said, laughing nervously. "A little bit about me - I went to school here too a long time ago." So long ago, he was so old. "I've never taught this class before, in case that wasn't completely clear already, but this is important stuff for teenagers to know and talk about, especially ones who aren't from this world, so... yeah. I'm sure in all your other classes this week, you did the introduction thing, and we're going to continue with that. I'd like to know your name, where you're from, and why you signed up for this class. 'It was an accident' is a totally acceptable answer, for the record."

Civics, Friday, September 1, 2017

[heroic_jawline]

"One more day," Tony said as class began. "You made it through the first week of the semester with, hopefully, minimal damage. I'm Tony Stark, you can call me Tony if you want. And this--" He paused, glancing over at his teaching partner.

"I'm Steve Rogers. Please don't call me Steve. It's strange."

TONY.

"This is civics class--the study of our government, which will hopefully lead to greater understanding of how it works. Or doesn't, depending."

Welcome to class where your teachers vented about the current political situation going on off the island. It was fun. Sort of.

Tony tried very hard to look cheerful as he added, "If you are new to this place or come from a different time, planet, or governmental system, we will be focusing on the version of democracy practiced within the United States we currently reside in. This timeline. This awful, awful timeline."

"But if it's not your real one, it's an excellent case study in what not to do," Steve said, trying to be optimistic. "Today's going to be the last time you'll have to do introductions, we promise."

"Until next semester. Sorry." Tony was not sorry at all. "But we'll let you off easy because it's Friday and you've been through enough. Tell us your name and your experience with government and we'll do something both political and crafty."