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Sex Ed, Friday, 1st Period

It was probably safe to say that no one was as uncomfortable in this room as Sam was right now. He still wasn't quite sure how he'd let himself get talked into this class, but if he'd had any lingering doubt that Zoe was an intimidating woman, it was long gone.

"Uh, hey guys. I think everyone's here so... I'm Sam Winchester, and this is Sex Ed," he said, laughing nervously. "A little bit about me - I went to school here too a long time ago." So long ago, he was so old. "I've never taught this class before, in case that wasn't completely clear already, but this is important stuff for teenagers to know and talk about, especially ones who aren't from this world, so... yeah. I'm sure in all your other classes this week, you did the introduction thing, and we're going to continue with that. I'd like to know your name, where you're from, and why you signed up for this class. 'It was an accident' is a totally acceptable answer, for the record."

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Uncomfortably!

Summer Smith

Paris Geller

Yang Xiao Long

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Ahsoka Tano

At least he means well?

Edited 2017-09-01 12:13 (UTC)

Normal Summer would probably be sitting there right now wondering if it was entirely possible that she knew more about sex than the teacher did.

Thankfully, roboSummer did not judge.

As much.

Name, where you're from, what you're hoping to get out of this besides watching your teacher get increasingly flustered every week.

"Like, hi," she started out with what was becoming almost a patented move at this point, hand to her heart for a moment as if to check that it was still beating convincingly and then gesturing as she continued, "I'm Summer Smith. I'm, like, totally from Earth, but not this Earth, but my Earth is, like, so totally more like this Earth again now that, like, my totally awesome grampa completely smashed the gross Galactic Federation that had, like, totally taken over the place. SO that's cool. And I'm, like, totally in the class because, I don't know, I guess someone just like thought it was a good class for me to take?"

Not really. Rick had just picked what sounded the most Normal High School-y, but her guess was close.

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Sam blinked a little, and then gave Summer a friendly smile. "Well, that's good news, about the Galactic Federation, I mean. Hopefully this class will be as good for you as you hope."

Oh. My. God. Was the cute teacher blushing? That was awesome! "Yang Xiao Long, and I'm from the island of Patch in Vale, which I'm pretty sure none of you have ever heard of, especially because your moon is still in one piece," she said cheerfully. And wow, had that ever been a shock to see a solid, unharmed moon out at night. "My world is called Remnant."

"And I'm here because my dad still thinks I'm, like, five, so I convinced my Uncle to forge his signature to sign me up for this."

Not that Qrow needed much convincing to annoy Taiyang any chance he got, but details.

"So you're sneaking into the class, got it," Sam said with a snicker. "My dad thinks I'm still a teenager even though I'm like a head and a half taller than him, so I understand. But I'm glad you're here and, uh, I hope you're enjoying our moon?"

Paris was too busy staring. HARD.

"Aren't you Rory Gilmore's boyfriend?" she demanded. "Did you leave the state and change your name? Are you running from the mob? Or the cops? Or Lorelai? Because she's pretty focused for someone who ended up knocked up at 16."

"Uh, no, I never dated Rory. She got involved with Anakin--er, Dean Skywalker pretty quick." Sorry for the mental image, Paris. "Do you know her?"

Paris made a face. "Rory dates the bus driver?!"

"He's one of the people in charge of the school. He just helps with the bus to prepare the new students for the kinds of people they'll meet here," he said.

"He didn't do that at all," Paris bitched. "I'm rooming with a guy who won't take off his shark costume and insists on sleeping in a pool."

Ahsoka didn't introduce herself. Ahsoka was pondering the ethics of mind-tricking everyone in the room and escaping.

Before or after class!

Happy September!!

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