Training Wheels [Period 2, Tuesday]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond's class were back in the Danger Shop, which was set to the same sim as last time, however instead of teh high-end cars, there were a number of equally expensive looking motorbikes.

"Given you've demonstrated some familiarity with driving," Bond said after greeting them, which would suggest he hadn't been paying as much attention to some students as he should have, Isabela. "Today we'll be taking a spin on one of the more common non-car vehicles you'll see on this planet, namely motorbikes, now due to a number of factors motorcycle accidents tend to be rather more severe than ones involving cars, at least for the cyclist. So that means safety gear is paramount."

After explaining some of the needed skills and leading them through picking out the correct saftery gear, Bond gestured to the track. "Who wants to go first."

Urban Survival - The Uglier Side of City Living, Wednesday, Period 2

[myownface]

"Okay," Sparkle said, clapping his hands and grinning at the students in the... fancy classroom. "So before we get into any of the 'now you are on your own and have to survive in a damn city with basically nothing' shit, first we have to figure out what you have to worry about in that situation. Or like, any situation. Those of you who aren't human are going to have to correct me if I'm wrong here- I don't want to speak for the basic needs for anyone I can't be sure about and lead you astray, but if there's something I miss that's pivotal, or if you actually don't need any of what I've listed, let me know. We want to end this semester with you not having wasted your time, you know?"

( And Google could only tell him so much. )

Library, Wednesday

[era_two_triangle]

Today was actually a fairly normal day in the library, at least so far as Peridot could tell. There were some books that she had to put away, and there was some dusting to do, and then mostly she just needed to keep an eye on things. Sure, a few of the books were huddled around one of the computer stations looking what Peridot could only describe as 'bemused and horrified,' but they weren't actually hurting anything, so who was she to interrupt.

Besides, she was mostly certain that 'bemused and horrified' was how people were supposed to look when looking at the internet, anyway.

[OOC: Eh, OCD-free. I opened Twitter for inspiration and 99% of what's on there is pee, so normal library it is, today.]

Pokémon Going, Wednesday - First Period (1/11/2017)

[captainskullpoopl]

"You showed up again!" Deadpool said, putting hands together against his chest like this was some precious moments shit right here. "Maybe. I don't know. I'm not supposed to 'mod' you or something."

Yeah, those were finger quotes in there too.

"But now that we've established team loyalty, it's time to get you lazy asses walking to hatch some goddamn eggs for me. And you, I guess. If you've found any. But I really don't care about that."

He really, really didn't. It's what made him so believable as a teacher.

"So, lesson one: walk like you're being forced to. I love when games trick your pasty assessment into fitness." That was rude, not everyone was pasty. "We're gonna walk around town. And none of that bullshit anime running on rooftops. It only counts under a certain speed limit which really cut into my playing and driving time. You hit one elderly person while catching a Pikachu and suddenly you're the monster," he said, throwing his hands into the air in disgust. "Let's get moving. I hear there's a new latte at the coffee shop. Guaranteed to cause some diabetes..."

If that didn't get you moving, nothing would.