Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 12/16

[captainskullpoopl]

So, there were holiday themed chickens running around. That was a thing. Yep.

But hey! The teacher was there too! Watching those avian motherfuckers. "Oh, I'mma kill one of them before the end of the day."

Sorry not sorry.

"But never mind that now. Today is our last class together. We've learned things, grown as individuals, occasionally forgotten this class existed..." Deadpool took a breath, holding his fist to his mouth like he was getting choked up. "I'm just so proud of you guys. The ones whose names I remember."

So none of them?

"So none of you."

Thanks, Wade.

"For your final exam, whoever catches one of those chickens for me gets an A. The rest of you will get middling C's."

Library, Friday

[crimson_sister]

There where chickens in the library. Chickens in capes running around, sitting on piles of books making noises. Lucille had tried to chase them away, but that only made them more persistent. Even reading her novel - which was what she had decided to do after giving up getting rid of them - proved difficult, when she constantly had to push chicken off the pages.

This was a very trying day.

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