Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 10/28

[captainskullpoopl]

The teacher was actually in the classroom this week and in his usual outfit. Plus a witch hat. Because fuck you, it was Halloween. The end of October = Halloween all day, every day.

He also had several dozen cartons of eggs. Also because Halloween.

"So, last week someone was sick. I mean, not me. Because I can't get sick. Awesome healing factor. It's a thing," Deadpool said. "But someone was."

Someone who deserved judgement.

"So, Halloween is coming up and we're going to discuss sublimating your precious teenage ennui with egging houses. Because toilet pappering them is for pussies." He was so hardcore on his Halloween celebration. "It's simple, you pick up an egg and throw it at a house. Possibly while thinking about how much you hate your parents. Got it? You come near my apartment and I'm taking potshots at your asses. Now shoo. Go have a fun weekend."

Library, Friday

[crimson_sister]

Lucille stumbled over a grinning pumpkin when she entered the library. Annoyed, she kicked it and saw its grinning face rolling away, disappearing behind a shelf.

The desk was covered in tiny pumpkins, all of them grinning at her. Perhaps their giggling was supposed to be evil laughter, but it didn't quite work. "Get off the desk or I'll make pumpkin pie of you!" Lucille hissed at them, which caused a flurry of the tiny things rolling off the desk and into the shadows.

The rest of the day was a continous struggle of getting rid of things trying to scare her. Lucille was eventually quite fed up with glaring at things.

[Open library]