Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 10/28
Friday, October 28th, 2016 07:48 amThe teacher was actually in the classroom this week and in his usual outfit. Plus a witch hat. Because fuck you, it was Halloween. The end of October = Halloween all day, every day.
He also had several dozen cartons of eggs. Also because Halloween.
"So, last week someone was sick. I mean, not me. Because I can't get sick. Awesome healing factor. It's a thing," Deadpool said. "But someone was."
Someone who deserved judgement.
"So, Halloween is coming up and we're going to discuss sublimating your precious teenage ennui with egging houses. Because toilet pappering them is for pussies." He was so hardcore on his Halloween celebration. "It's simple, you pick up an egg and throw it at a house. Possibly while thinking about how much you hate your parents. Got it? You come near my apartment and I'm taking potshots at your asses. Now shoo. Go have a fun weekend."
He also had several dozen cartons of eggs. Also because Halloween.
"So, last week someone was sick. I mean, not me. Because I can't get sick. Awesome healing factor. It's a thing," Deadpool said. "But someone was."
Someone who deserved judgement.
"So, Halloween is coming up and we're going to discuss sublimating your precious teenage ennui with egging houses. Because toilet pappering them is for pussies." He was so hardcore on his Halloween celebration. "It's simple, you pick up an egg and throw it at a house. Possibly while thinking about how much you hate your parents. Got it? You come near my apartment and I'm taking potshots at your asses. Now shoo. Go have a fun weekend."