Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 10/28

[captainskullpoopl]

The teacher was actually in the classroom this week and in his usual outfit. Plus a witch hat. Because fuck you, it was Halloween. The end of October = Halloween all day, every day.

He also had several dozen cartons of eggs. Also because Halloween.

"So, last week someone was sick. I mean, not me. Because I can't get sick. Awesome healing factor. It's a thing," Deadpool said. "But someone was."

Someone who deserved judgement.

"So, Halloween is coming up and we're going to discuss sublimating your precious teenage ennui with egging houses. Because toilet pappering them is for pussies." He was so hardcore on his Halloween celebration. "It's simple, you pick up an egg and throw it at a house. Possibly while thinking about how much you hate your parents. Got it? You come near my apartment and I'm taking potshots at your asses. Now shoo. Go have a fun weekend."

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[captainskullpoopl]

Spooky, scary!

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Kaylin Neya

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Khadgar

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Isabela

Take A Carton

[captainskullpoopl]

Go egg someone. You know you wanna.

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Khadgar took the carton with an uncertain look. "I think these would be better for eating. Less of a waste of good food."

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[captainskullpoopl]

"It's a cultural tradition, Kayleigh. Why are you besmirching this noble tradition?"

It was no such thing, but this was Deadpool. So...

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[spell_chucker]

Khadgar looked a little embarrassed, but he still straightened up enough to say, "It's Khadgar, sir. And it just seems like an awful mess for the homeowner to clean up. Or... is that the point?"

Ugh, this place was so weird sometimes.

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[captainskullpoopl]

"Carson? Well, Carson that is indeed the point," Deadpool replied. "It's a ceremony of renewal for the beginning of the dark days of winter."

Wow, he was pulling this out of nowhere and it was amazing. To him. It was amazing to him.

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Khadgar sighed, but looked down at the eggs like he wasn't a hundred percent certain Deadpool was lying. "The eggs mean renewal?" he asked.

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[captainskullpoopl]

"Yup," Deadpool said, popping the p on the word as he nodded encouragingly. "I'm your teacher, Kellyanne. I have to be honest with you."

He knew damn well what Khadgar's name was.

Talk to the Teacher

[captainskullpoopl]

Who was adjusting the witch hat that he borrowed from Vanessa.

OOC

[captainskullpoopl]