Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 9/23

[captainskullpoopl]

Hey, look at that, kids! Your teacher was here this week. Aren't you happy? No? Well. Shut up. He didn't need your approval!

"I have no idea if any of you guys showed up last week and I don't know if I care enough to check the post, so... you all get an A for the day." He fanned his fingers out by his face. "Yaaaaaaaay."

Before he could say more, there was a knock on the classroom door. "Hold that thought," he said, going over to reveal a stack of pizzas and what was pressumably the delivery guy behind them.

"Delivery for Brian Littrell?"

"You found him!" Deadpool said, snatching the boxes to put on random desks nearest to the door. "Make sure you take a nice tip off the card. You've earned it, buddy."

Unaccustomed to being tipped or having someone actually order a large amount of food out of their own volition, the delivery guy fled before it could be taken back. Poor guy.

"Man, I love NPCs. And stolen credit cards," Deadpool sighed, taking his own pizza back to his desk. Sorry not sorry, random cop living next to him. "Today's lesson is on eating your problems away. So, enjoy the meal. You all owe me now. No takebacks."

Student Council, Lunchtime

[bigdamnprincipal]

Zoe had some healthier options out for lunch today - namely, salads among the pizza - but it was all balanced out by boxes of cookies as well.

"Good afternoon, it's good to see all of you again," she said once everyone was settled. "Next week is Parents Weekend, so we need to prepare for that. Beyond preparing ourselves personally for anyone who might be coming," she added. "We hold a few events for everyone and their visitors to attend, and we usually do something on Saturday night involving food and our copious glitter supplies. Does anyone have an idea for what we should feed people? Or, questions about Parents Weekend in general?"