Outdoorsmanship 101, Wednesday, period 1

[vdistinctive]

Eliot sent out a handwaved message for the students to meet him by the causeway this week instead of by the preserve.

"So far with this class, I've had y'all going out into a relatively controlled environment, one that I've personally explored that ain't gonna throw many surprises at us. You know, barrin' Fandom bein' Fandom. Today I thought we ought to check out a different sort of landscape. Now I did a little bit of explorin' planet-side yesterday, and near as I can tell, there ain't much on this one that'll kill you. Not unless you're allergic to cute." Which was valid, as far as Eliot was concerned. "The locals seem to be friendly, and the plant life is all mostly recognizable, if . . . way more brightly colored than you'll find on anything resemblin' Earth. I'm gonna advise against tryin' to eat anything you don't know what is -- what's harmless to the weird-ass alien things there might not be harmless to you all -- and try not to adopt any of the cuddly animals." Eliot himself had very nearly failed that one, yesterday. Only the thought of how much Val would pout at him if he brought home any non-preapproved pets -- and some last minute herding and shooing -- had kept him from ending up with at least a new kitten. "Puppies are forever, not just for summer vacation. And for all you know the thing might live off something exotic that doesn't grow here. Or . . . possibly humans souls."

Seriously, this place was weird.

"Anyway. There's a town, and I ain't gonna yell at you if you visit it, but this is a wilderness class, so try exploring the candy colored woods and fields at least a little. And don't get carried off by any rainbow-winged cats."

Extreme PE 2: PE Harder [Tuesday, Period 2]

[doubleohblonde]

Sadly for whatever plans Bond had had for today's class, on his morning run he'd come across a gremlin who'd already managed to have a little too much of the local beverage and the inevitable had happened.

"Like, have you guys ever considered we spend too much time looking for the rush?" Don't ask where he'd managed to find the tye-die peace-symbol shirt. Just don't. "It's the kind of thing that totally unbalances your karma. So totally we're just going to mellow out with some chill tunes and try not to get all gnarly."

Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2

[living_endless]

Right. I'm hung-over and fucking exhausted from trying to keep whatever the fuck the wildlife is out there from spewing Rainbow Magic or whatever all over Special Collections, and I'm not enough of a dick to make Dee teach you lot all on her own, so you're getting a movie today."

Don't say Constantine never did anything for you, Didi.

“And I sincerely appreciate John’s efforts not to be a dick,” Didi put in. “This is by Shakespeare, so it even counts as classic. Basically, it’s a love story about why you shouldn’t think with your hormones.”

And with that, she hit play.

How to Be Awesome, Wednesday, 3rd Period

[nomoresportscars]

There was a note on the door of the classroom.

Teacher is busy off-island today.
Go try to be awesome somewhere else.

Yup, class was cancelled.

[ooc: Sorry guys, bad brain day.]