Hunting 101, Thursday

[likethegun]

When the students arrived today, they'd find Sam trying to shoo a polar bear out of the room and sighing dramatically. "Oh, how I love December in Fandom," he muttered once the bear was gone, and then he turned to the class and put on a smile. "Hey, so our topic for today is going to be demons. If there's anything we've talked about in class that I hope none of you ever encounter, demons are pretty high on the list."

( Winchesters can talk a lot about demons, who knew? )

Library, Thursday (12/3)

[wildandbrave]

Cosette had a bottle of soda in each hand today, because when bears came up to her and ever so politely offered her drinks, what else was she supposed to do?

Check in the stacks every so often and gently remind them not to open their sodas near the books, that was what.

Considering that they kept giving her new sodas in apology, she was going to rack up quite the collection by the end of the day.

Adulting With Cars, Thursday, Third Period

[10secondcar]

Today, the parking lot was not in LA or Miami any more. Today, the parking lot was somewhere further north. And everyone's cars were buried under mounds of snow.

"Don't worry, I've taken the liberty of providing you with snow tires," Brian assured them. "Now, my personal preference for driving on snow and ice would be to just...not go anywhere that has it in the first place, but you never know what life has in store for you. So your assignmet for today is to first dig out your cars, then de-ice your windshield, and then drive a short distance in the snow." Brian walked them through the methods available for de-icing their windshields, then gave them some tips on driving on snow. "Now, this is a race, but on snow and ice, remember, you may not be able to get the speed you want and keep control of the car. Aaaaaaaaand ready set go."

How To Get By In A Hostile World, Thursday

[suitably_heroic]

There was no teacher today.

There was just a screen, several $5 notes on the table, and a Danger Shop simulation of a large store.

"Hey," said the image of Atton that sprung to live on the screen, "Can't make it today, busy getting shot at. Your job right here is to use those five bucks to do enough groceries to feed yourself for four days. Yeah, that's also part of what this course covers, and no, that's not a real five dollar bill, don't bother stealing it."

Beat.

"That's it. Show your purchases to the scanner at the back of the class when you're done, I'll get back to it next week." Beat. "Provided I'm not dead by then."

Click.