The Library - Monday

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For some reason the etiquette books were being civil to Barry today. They didn't fall of the shelves when he cursed. They stayed in meticulous order. In fact they just seemed to be... nice.

Barry wasn't trusting them for a second and was waiting for some weird book attack to occur at any minute.

[No OCD.]

How to be a hired gun/merc - Monday, Period 3

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Today when the students entered the Danger Shop they would find it transformed into the cargo bay of a Firefly class transport space ship. Inside said cargo bay was a bunch of makeshift gym equipment.

Jayne was actually in the process of doing bench presses when the students came in.

"Sometimes being a hired gun means you spend lots of time doing nothing," Jayne grunted as he continued to exercise. "When that happens you need to occupy your time. One of those things should be staying in shape. You get out of shape? Chances are you won't move fast enough the next time someone shoots at you."

He put the weights on it's stand and sat up.

"So go run laps. Lift weights. Whatever."

Yeah, Jayne just decided to use his class time today to work out. Sorry kids.

Public Service - On the Edge, Monday, Period 2

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"Okay, so," Reno said, standing around as devil-may-care as always with a cardboard box tucked under one arm, "last week, we found a flower. This week, I say 'why the hell not do something with it. Yeah, I brought along a few of the plants I heard you guys talkin' about, and some beans, because fuck it, beans are easy to grow, and, throwin' caution into the wind here, a few saplings. They're all Earth species that are pretty hardy - remember, they're gonna be growin' in a desert with dirt that's been functionally dead for decades now, yo. We're gonna find somewhere to plant 'em on the outskirts of town, somewhere that doesn't have a hell of a lot of foot traffic, and if they grow, they grow. Hell yeah."

Reno's highly scientific process, here.

"And if gardening ain't your thing, there's still work to be done on the water filter systems. You know what you're doin' there, yo. I'll escort anyone who would rather be going that way instead of diggin' in the dirt, and then come and gather you all up for our portal at the end of class, yo."

[Open!]

Defying Expectations - Tuesday, Period 3

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When the class arrived they'd find a nervous Kaylin at the front of the class. "Karla wasn't feeling well today, so she asked me to run the class. Which was probably a huge mistake because seriously, no one wants me trying to teach them anything. Except maybe pickpocketing, which... I'm going to pretend I didn't just say - it's just 'cause I'm nervous. Anyway..."

( And on she went )