How to Totally Be a Spy, For Real (We Mean It) [Friday, Period 1]

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"Ugh, no, seriously, why are you here?"

Granted, Cheryl usually greeted the class that way, yes, but today she meant it for another reason.

"There is a fucking thingie you should all be at." She waved vaguely toward town. "Like, a wholesome fall thingie, right? And Pam's hungover, and I want to be hungover so...."

She sighed, pressing her fingers over the bridge of her nose.

"Sometimes, when you're a spy," she said, perking up a little, "you have to infiltrate a crowd and blend in. What a perfect day to do that, right? So go try and eavesdrop on people at the thing -- and at the dance tomorrow -- and then report back on what you hear next week, and how infiltrating the crowd went. Bonus points if you wear a shade of black and tell us about it, too."

She actually made little shooing motions. "No, seriously, go. You're already all kind of unbearably lame for even showing up when that shit's going on outside today."

Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques | Friday, 3rd period

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal nodded at the students as they took their seats. He was standing today, as his chair was occupied by a heating pad with a small, brightly colored snake on it. "Good afternoon. Today we'll be speaking about utensils once again. And I will try not to keep you from the festival for too long," he added with a smile. "While a good knife is perhaps the most important, there are other things which also make cooking quite a bit easier. Among them, ( pots and pans. )

American History: Lies Your Other Teachers Told You [Friday, October 24, 2014]

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"Right, I know you don't actually want to be here," Josh began. "You want to be throwing pies at the principal and kissing other students for money and hiding in your room writhing in shame for not having a date to the dance tomorrow and all that teenager-y stuff. So today, we'll talk about the history of the island. What stories did you get told when you first arrived here? What bits of our collective history were the ones that have stuck in your mind the most?"

Yeah, it was a cop-out, but Josh knew no one was really paying attention to classes today anyway. There was junk food to eat and flirting to do!