American History: Lies Your Other Teachers Told You [Friday, October 24, 2014]

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"Right, I know you don't actually want to be here," Josh began. "You want to be throwing pies at the principal and kissing other students for money and hiding in your room writhing in shame for not having a date to the dance tomorrow and all that teenager-y stuff. So today, we'll talk about the history of the island. What stories did you get told when you first arrived here? What bits of our collective history were the ones that have stuck in your mind the most?"

Yeah, it was a cop-out, but Josh knew no one was really paying attention to classes today anyway. There was junk food to eat and flirting to do!