Public Service - On the Edge, Monday, Period 2

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"Yo, rookies!" Reno was in a pretty good mood today, yes. And why wouldn't he be? Sure, it was a long weekend and technically today was supposed to be a day off, but why in the world would that matter, right? Yep. A good mood. Labor day wasn't even a thing where he was from. "So, last week I had you guys pick a project to set out in Edge, and really, it was pretty much unanimous, you guys dug right down to it and picked pretty much the most obvious basic human need- water."

Reno's mood did not improve any as a cold rain of water dumped down over his head, leaving his hair plastered to his face and little ice cubes skittering across the classroom floor.

( I'm gonna burn the island to the ground one of these days... )

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How to be a Hired Gun

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Jayne had recieved another round of memos from the office this week, once again filled with helpful suggestions for his class. One suggestion was that instead of scenarios where they were shot at the first week that introductions be made instead.

So Jayne sent out a wave to everyone to meet at the shooting range this week and to bring their favorite weapon.

"You all were... Adequate at not getting shot last week. Except for the kid who was taking pictures of himself and rescuing the turtle. You ain't right in the head."

Which only began to describe Loki.

"I was told that shooting at ya was not 'appropriate' and that introductions should be made. Fine."

He pulled up a very large rifle to display to the entire class.

"This is Vera. Got it off a man who tried to kill me with it. Now show me yours and tell me about your weapon of choice."

We'll at least you don't have to talk about yourself this week kids.

Library - Monday

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Barry had received notice that he was to report for duty at the Library. The job didn't seem too difficult. Put away books. Don't go into Special Collections. Don't set anything on fire.

Only annoying thing was that every time Barry swore one of the etiquette books would fall off the shelf in horror.

This could make for a very long day.

Sex, Dating and Self-Confidence [Tuesday, Period 2]

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"Morning," Irene greeted the class, today standing at the front of the classroom. Around the room, amongst the desks, she'd set up some stations, and then promptly covered them with drop cloths, because she was a drama queen like that. "Today, we're going to talk about what you all came here for -- or, well, the bit you were all expecting, at least: sex."

( Because it's right there on the tin, and all )