How to Totally Be a Spy, For Real (We Mean It) [Friday, Period 1]

[notmysupervisor.livejournal.com]

Why did Pam and Cheryl keep signing up to teach classes? At least with Pam, it was so she could get paid. Look, teachers might not make much here, but it wasn’t like ISIS was handing out the big money, either.

The better question was, why did Fandom keep hiring on Pam and Cheryl to teach? It wasn’t like their students were learning anything, besides “how not to act in front of students” or “how to be a complete fucking crazy person.”

( Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? )

[lots of swearing and drug references, guys! maybe don't read this one at work!]

American History: Lies Your Other Teachers Told You [Friday, August 29, 2014, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Hey, everyone," Josh said with welcoming smile from the front of the classroom as his students filtered in. "I'm Josh Lyman. I used to be the chief of staff for President Matt Santos--if you haven't heard of him, don't feel too bad--" which meant that Josh wanted you to feel a little bad because he used to be someone important, okay, "--and now I'm here to use my considerable knowledge about America and US history to teach you about some of the parts of our past most text books tend to skate past because they aren't pretty."

Josh shrugged. "I was a professional political operative for twenty years. I'm not used to pretty. Anyway, let me learn a little bit about you first. I need to know if I'm dealing with Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists, 'what the hell's America' people, or something in between."

He pointed to the first student that caught his attention. "You. Sparky. Go first. Oh, and I need a TA to bring me coffee and other really important stuff, so if you want to help with that, hit me up after class."

Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques, Friday 3rd Period

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal nodded at the students as they filed into the Danger Shop, which was set up as very well-appointed individual cooking stations. “Hello; I believe I know most of you, but those I don't, I am Doctor Hannibal Lecter, and this is Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques. If you didn't intend to take this or have changed your mind, ( now is the time to leave )