Armed and Dangerous [Tuesday, Period Four]

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Bond met his students in front of a simulation of the lawn in front of the school, where standing in front of the greenery with his wet clingy shirt and trousers, and damp tousled hair, he looked like he'd just stepped off the cover of an Angelica Demesnes novel, well except for the part were his expression was less 'smoulder' and more 'vaguely annoyed'.

"Good afternoon, class," he greeted them. "I do hope you're feeling more yourselves this week. Now given both the past weekend and today's...peculiarities, we're going to be engaging in a time honoured form of mock battle, the water balloon fight."

At that, a number of buckets containing balloons that appeared to be filled with coloured liquid appeared at various places on the lawn. "Since the liquid in these is simulated, it should hopefully wear off once you exit the Danger Shop." Hopefully.

"You may begin when ready."

[Class Roster]

Friendship is Baking!!!!1!, Wednesday, Period 3

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When the class came into the room today, they'd find their perfectly normal (*cough*) pony teacher lying in a state of glee in a giant puddle of chocolate, the baking supplies decimated and strewn across the front of the room.

Derek was nowhere in sight. He was clever, like that.

"Oh, hi!" Pinkie said, when she finally came out of her chocolate fueled stupor to notice the class was there. "We were gonna make a triple-fudgey chocolate cake this week, but, uhhhhhhhhh." She eyed the puddle she was still lying in, looking for the proper term for what had just happened. "Anyway, I thought maybe we'd watch a movie all about cooking, instead. That'll be fun, too, right?"

She reached up a chocolatey hoof and hit a button on a remote on the teacher's desk, which somehow switched on the old timey film projector at the back of the room and started the movie. Then she went back to lying in what looked like a passed out chocolate stupor.

Really, the people this school employed as teachers.

Emergency Medical Situations, Wednesday, Period 1

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Buckle up, kids. Dr. McCoy had a gross one today.

The Danger Shop was well-lit and had some flat surfaces. Inactive blank-eyed practice people sat at each one.
"Today's stitches. You'll be actually stitching up an arm wound, so the faint of heart beware. Though I don't think you'd still be in this class if you didn't have the stomach."

He used one of the practice people himself to demonstrate. They had a cut on the back of their arm. He showed the class how to clean it, and how to insert a needle into the subdermal layer, maneuvering it back out to the other side as a holding stitch. After going across the wound, he showed them how to create diagonal stitches zigzagging back across, and then how to tie it off.

"Cleaning it out is the most important part--use disinfectant, if available in a med kit, and never seal a foreign object under the skin. Partner up, give each other a hand. All your patients should be programmed to have similar wounds, so it will look a lot like what I just did. Steady hands are key."

MORE QUESTING! Thursday, Period Four

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Class today was meeting in the Danger Shop, and when the students arrived, they'd be greeted by the sight of a medieval-ish looking town and a beleagured looking teacher frowning at the controls.

"Today you are going to engage in a practical questing exercise!" he informed the students, once everyone had arrived. "Each of these townspeople has a certain task that they need completed," he explained, gesturing to indicate the people milling about the town streets. "Approach someone and see if you can help them out."

Yes, that was all. Really!