Surf & Turf, Wednesday, Period Four

[doubleohblonde]

Bond had the movie tent set up again, but this time instead of being set up on teh sand, he'd managed to set it up out over the water. Iside the tent where several pool chairs, moored to a buoy. The wonders of modern engineering, people.

Once his students had managed to settle themselves in a chair, Bond began. "Now, I'm afraid there was a bit of a last minute change of plans." Clearly this whole set-up had come about at short notice, clearly. "So today you'll be watching a film. A real summer classic."

[Class Roster]

The Art of Friendship (AND GLITTER!) - Third Period - Thursday

[justlurkinghere]

The class had been handwavily notified to meet outside this week, in a handy junction of sidewalks. Pinkie waved the students over, wearing a jaunty sunhat and the world's largest pair of sunglasses.

Hey, you did not want to see the color the pink pony turned when she got sunburned.

"Hihi, everypony! Isn't today just the perfect day for some fun in the sun?!"

Just say no, kids. It will spare your hair and clothing the inevitable glitter explosion.

Derek sighed in the background, resigned to his own fate. "We're going to do some sand art," he said, gesturing toward a variety of bags of sand. It was like a sand rainbow!

"Sand sparkles almost as much as glitter does!" Pinkie enthused. "Isn't that neat?!"

Fear it.

"Or you can draw with chalk." Derek didn't think you could add glitter to that, so he held out hope it would be safe.

Oh ye of little faith, Derek. Glitter bombs went with all the crafts.

"And then when you're all done," Pinkie said, "you can run through the sprinklers!" She looked around, not spotting any sprinklers, and pouted, then reached a hoof into her beach bag (totally there the whole time, shush) and pulled one out, its hose leading right back into the bag. She set it on the grass, tapped it with her hoof, and it started spouting a jolly spray of water, throwing off rainbows as it refracted the light.

It was just all sunshine and happiness over here, kids. Whether you like it or not.

Library, Thursday

[genesishero]

After having been a dog for so long, and realizing that finals for the summer term were looming, Evan had come to the realization that he'd missed way too much class to actually know what he was supposed to be doing in his First Aid final. And that was why today, he was surrounded by first aid manuals.

Surrounded by them. It was practically a little fortress of books, and Evan intended to read them all. That the content of the books started at first aid and kind of strayed from there into medical journals and anatomy charts and books about identifying different maladies based on symptoms was entirely because he'd seen just how many books there were on the subject of health and had kind of gotten carried away.

... But he wouldn't hesitate to let people assume that the library was up to its usual shenanigans, so long as they didn't ask.

[Open!]

Customers? Not Always Right [Thursday, June 20, 2013]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Good morning," Josh said as the students filed in to sit behind computers in a simulated Danger Room full of ringing telephones. "Today you're working tech support for computers!"

Did Josh care if you knew how a computer worked? Nooooot really.

"Help customers who call with their computer problems without, if possible, telling them they are too stupid to own technology."

[OOC: Class is also open for troll-y calls from characters not in the class if you'd like to annoy people!]

Developing Your Personal Style, Thursday, Period 1

[wasthecuteone]

"Accessories!" Petra said excitedly to open today's class. Yes, this might explain why the Danger Shop looked like a bazaar and a Claire's mated, bins and racks of everything from scarves to hats to jewelry everywhere. "Accessories are the best. They're how you can take something that's, you know, basic, like a t-shirt and some jeans or a black dress, and turn it into something that's totally you, or make it appropriate for a lot of different occasions. Which is what we're going to do today: start with the basic template of a t-shirt and jeans, or a little black dress, and come up with accessories to make it you. Or multiple scenarios, I think I programmed enough stuff in here," she said wryly. "Aaaaaaaand go!"

Advanced Survivalism, Friday, Period 1

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

Class was back in the Danger Shop today, and the Danger Shop sure looked like the ocean. Don't worry, it wasn't another desert island situation.

"Since it's summer and we're not too far from some beach vacation destinations, you should know about beach safety," Batman said. And if you knew Batman, then you knew you were about to get 30 minutes on sharks.

Batman described the best way to punch a shark. The best way to kick a shark. How to make a shark your bitch and ride it to freedom. How to turn a shark into your animal companion, if you were particularly sensitive toward animal issues and the shark wasn't too hungry for your tasty, tasty flesh. How to bite into a shark for sustenance. And how to choke a shark out without killing it.

Each of those points was detailed, too.

"Using what you know now, there's an injured person on that boat. Swim out to them to provide some assistance while dealing with the shark between you and the boat."

Little did they know that the person in the boat was another shark in disguise.

See? Batman had a sense of humor.

[OOC: I am so tired, you guys. Blame Natalie for the class idea.]