Advanced Survivalism, Friday, Period 1

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Class was back in the Danger Shop today, and the Danger Shop sure looked like the ocean. Don't worry, it wasn't another desert island situation.

"Since it's summer and we're not too far from some beach vacation destinations, you should know about beach safety," Batman said. And if you knew Batman, then you knew you were about to get 30 minutes on sharks.

Batman described the best way to punch a shark. The best way to kick a shark. How to make a shark your bitch and ride it to freedom. How to turn a shark into your animal companion, if you were particularly sensitive toward animal issues and the shark wasn't too hungry for your tasty, tasty flesh. How to bite into a shark for sustenance. And how to choke a shark out without killing it.

Each of those points was detailed, too.

"Using what you know now, there's an injured person on that boat. Swim out to them to provide some assistance while dealing with the shark between you and the boat."

Little did they know that the person in the boat was another shark in disguise.

See? Batman had a sense of humor.

[OOC: I am so tired, you guys. Blame Natalie for the class idea.]

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OH NO! SHARKS!

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Listen to the Lecture

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

The very detailed lecture about the many ways of dealing with sharks.

This guy has experience, you guys.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[notconflicted]

Sia listened, and began wondering why this guy didn't just stay out of the water. Obviously nothing good happened in there.

SHARKS:The Ocean

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

Mod your shark and get to the boat. Will you fight the shark? Will you earn its trust by feeding a classmate to it so it will let you ride it? Or will you rent a jetski and zoom right over it?

HINT: You are not doing either of those last two things. But you don't necessarily have to fight it, either. You could just swim or whatever.

SHARKS: The Boat

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

You've reached the boat and SURPRISE! MODDABLE SHARK HERE TOO! Fight or flight time. Just remember, you're out of the water. You have the advantage.

And just be glad I didn't say it was freaking Jabberjaw.

Talk to Stephanie

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

Who's surely had a few pointers on the best sprays to repel a shark at the very least.

Re: Talk to Stephanie

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She might even have a couple of them in her backpack right now! Of course, since they were in the pouches of her Robin utility belt and she wasn't about to bust that out in front of the class, you'd just have to take her word for it if she gave you any suggestions.

Talk to Batman

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WHO IS ACTUALLY A SHARK.

Wait, no. He's not. He's the Bat.

OOC

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

Seriously, work is killing me and my poor brain. Deadline is currently Monday, so I'll be busy AT LEAST through then.

REGARDING NEXT WEEK'S FINAL: Sometime on Friday or definitely by Saturday afternoon, I'll be putting up a preplay thing with arrival threads and a few deathtraps. I'll NPC where wanted or needed, and partially let people go crazy on their own. There will also be a live post that these preplays are dropped into, so if you don't have a chance to preplay but can liveplay next week, that works, too.