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fandomhigh2013-06-20 11:50 pm
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Advanced Survivalism, Friday, Period 1
Class was back in the Danger Shop today, and the Danger Shop sure looked like the ocean. Don't worry, it wasn't another desert island situation.
"Since it's summer and we're not too far from some beach vacation destinations, you should know about beach safety," Batman said. And if you knew Batman, then you knew you were about to get 30 minutes on sharks.
Batman described the best way to punch a shark. The best way to kick a shark. How to make a shark your bitch and ride it to freedom. How to turn a shark into your animal companion, if you were particularly sensitive toward animal issues and the shark wasn't too hungry for your tasty, tasty flesh. How to bite into a shark for sustenance. And how to choke a shark out without killing it.
Each of those points was detailed, too.
"Using what you know now, there's an injured person on that boat. Swim out to them to provide some assistance while dealing with the shark between you and the boat."
Little did they know that the person in the boat was another shark in disguise.
See? Batman had a sense of humor.
[OOC: I am so tired, you guys. Blame Natalie for the class idea.]
"Since it's summer and we're not too far from some beach vacation destinations, you should know about beach safety," Batman said. And if you knew Batman, then you knew you were about to get 30 minutes on sharks.
Batman described the best way to punch a shark. The best way to kick a shark. How to make a shark your bitch and ride it to freedom. How to turn a shark into your animal companion, if you were particularly sensitive toward animal issues and the shark wasn't too hungry for your tasty, tasty flesh. How to bite into a shark for sustenance. And how to choke a shark out without killing it.
Each of those points was detailed, too.
"Using what you know now, there's an injured person on that boat. Swim out to them to provide some assistance while dealing with the shark between you and the boat."
Little did they know that the person in the boat was another shark in disguise.
See? Batman had a sense of humor.
[OOC: I am so tired, you guys. Blame Natalie for the class idea.]
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