Lemons, Lemonade, & Lemon Grenades, Thursday, 4th Period.

[thefearwasreal]

Today when Oz's class entered the Danger Shop, they would find themselves on top of a very, very tall cliff, with no way down. Well, except for what looked suspiciously like a take-off ramp. There were, however, a number of boxes nearby.

"Easy class today, kids," Oz told them. "You just need to find a way off the cliff."

So, you know, Oz's definition of easy there.

Advanced Survivalism, Friday, Period 1

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

It was another Danger Shop day in Batman's class, which was probably the first sign that he had something crazy planned. Well, second sign. The first was that he was the goddamn Batman. Still, you were entirely within your rights to be concerned when the shop appeared to be the interior of a cargo plane with a row of seats along either side of the plane. Above him was a sign that said, simply, "No pets."

"Have a seat for a moment," Batman said, standing at the front of the cabin as the students filed in. Once the class was ready, he began. "FAA regulations require flight attendants on a commercial flight to walk you through a safety routine. A loss of cabin pressure will drop oxygen masks from the ceiling. In case of a water landing, use your seat cushion as a floatation device. These instructions do not go far enough."

( This is going to go well. )

Archery 101 [Friday, Second Period]

[so_hawkward]

As usual, Clint was grinning as everyone filed in today. The bows and targets were out again, and now there were a variety of loaded quivers as well.

"All right, so you guys have got your stance down, and I think you're figuring out which kind of bow you each prefer," he said. "Now it's time to strap on some arrows and put everything together. Where you put your quiver is entirely personal preference. Most of the time, you're either going to strap them on your back, or around your waist at your hip. I keep mine on my back, but I also shoot on the move most of the time, so I need to keep everything more secure. You just need to make sure you're comfortable, okay?"

Once everyone had their arrows and bows, Clint waved at them to get lined up in front of the targets and stood back to watch the fun. "From this point on, it's all about getting better at shooting. If you're missing the target, try making sure you hit it. If you hit it all the time, try getting all your arrows clustered in the same space. If you can do that, get that cluster closer to the bullseye. Whatever you think is improvement is up to you."