Philosophy 201- Monday- 1st period

[fates_jaye]

The students would be in the Danger Shop Theater a moment longer than usual before Jaye walked in after some whispered arguing from outside. And when she did walk in, she was followed closely by a walnut hitting her head.

If you were sitting close to the front, you might have even heard the muttered, "I will not press charges against squirrels, I will not press charges against squirrels..." through clenched teeth.

"Anyway," she said, "today you're getting He Doesn't Really Like You That Much, wherein a bunch of female celebrities act like they can't get a man even if they're horrible. Seriously, if you don't want to punch at least one character by the end of this... you might want to check in with our guidance counselor. Also, why don't you give me an essay on your philosophy of why you don't need a significant other."

Flight- Monday- 3rd period

[solo_sword]

The students were back in the flight shed today, where Jaina was waiting. "Today we're going to cover something that most of you have been or will be on for any real time on this planet: a commercial jet, specifically a Boeing 747," she began. "And I don't want to hear any of that 'But we can use portals' stuff. I don't care. This is a passenger craft, designed to carry a lot of people a long distance in a relatively short amount of time. You're going to be carting between 400 and 650 people usually, plus their cargo, plus crew, so it's big enough that it's going to handle very differently than what you're used to."

She gave them a quick rundown of how to use the controls, then continued, "You're going to take off, fly for a bit, and then land, all without crashing. If you think you can do that, my scores are recorded, so you can go ahead and try to do better."