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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2013-03-17 09:33 pm
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Philosophy 201- Monday- 1st period

The students would be in the Danger Shop Theater a moment longer than usual before Jaye walked in after some whispered arguing from outside. And when she did walk in, she was followed closely by a walnut hitting her head.

If you were sitting close to the front, you might have even heard the muttered, "I will not press charges against squirrels, I will not press charges against squirrels..." through clenched teeth.

"Anyway," she said, "today you're getting He Doesn't Really Like You That Much, wherein a bunch of female celebrities act like they can't get a man even if they're horrible. Seriously, if you don't want to punch at least one character by the end of this... you might want to check in with our guidance counselor. Also, why don't you give me an essay on your philosophy of why you don't need a significant other."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] godgavemecable.livejournal.com 2013-03-19 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Toby Logan

Re: Watch the movie

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, yes, this was terrible. And not in the 'Hey, at least Matthew McConaughey looks like he's enjoying himself, that's something' way.

Really, it just proved to Jessica that her choice to not pursue anything was a legitimate idea.

Re: Watch the movie

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
Wooooow. Okay, Cade would totally sleep with every woman in this movie, but call them again?

Nope. Not a chance.

Did that make him part of the problem? Probably. But he didn't care.

Re: Essay

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
If I was dating someone, they might try to take me to a movie like this under the assumption it would be romantic.

If Jessica had a mic, she would have dropped it right then.

Re: Essay

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Because sex-whining=happiness.

Re: Essay

[identity profile] twintuitionist.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to fall in love someday, but right now I'm too busy with school and my career. Also, I've never met a guy who could live up to my brother.

That was either very d'aww or a little creepy of you, Juliet.