Philosophy 201- Monday- 1st period

[fates_jaye]

The students would be in the Danger Shop Theater a moment longer than usual before Jaye walked in after some whispered arguing from outside. And when she did walk in, she was followed closely by a walnut hitting her head.

If you were sitting close to the front, you might have even heard the muttered, "I will not press charges against squirrels, I will not press charges against squirrels..." through clenched teeth.

"Anyway," she said, "today you're getting He Doesn't Really Like You That Much, wherein a bunch of female celebrities act like they can't get a man even if they're horrible. Seriously, if you don't want to punch at least one character by the end of this... you might want to check in with our guidance counselor. Also, why don't you give me an essay on your philosophy of why you don't need a significant other."

Comments

Essay

[fates_jaye]

Why you don't need another person to complete you!

Re: Essay

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

If I was dating someone, they might try to take me to a movie like this under the assumption it would be romantic.

If Jessica had a mic, she would have dropped it right then.

Re: Essay

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

Because sex-whining=happiness.

Re: Essay

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

I would like to fall in love someday, but right now I'm too busy with school and my career. Also, I've never met a guy who could live up to my brother.

That was either very d'aww or a little creepy of you, Juliet.