Philosophy 201- Monday- 1st period

[fates_jaye]

The students would be in the Danger Shop Theater a moment longer than usual before Jaye walked in after some whispered arguing from outside. And when she did walk in, she was followed closely by a walnut hitting her head.

If you were sitting close to the front, you might have even heard the muttered, "I will not press charges against squirrels, I will not press charges against squirrels..." through clenched teeth.

"Anyway," she said, "today you're getting He Doesn't Really Like You That Much, wherein a bunch of female celebrities act like they can't get a man even if they're horrible. Seriously, if you don't want to punch at least one character by the end of this... you might want to check in with our guidance counselor. Also, why don't you give me an essay on your philosophy of why you don't need a significant other."

Comments

Re: Essay

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

If I was dating someone, they might try to take me to a movie like this under the assumption it would be romantic.

If Jessica had a mic, she would have dropped it right then.