Philosophy 201- Monday- 1st period

[fates_jaye]

Hey, check it out. Jaye was on time this week, the Danger Shop was programmed into a theater again, and she wasn't sending you home immediately! Someone really should give her a cookie.

"So we're back to actually doing stuff this week, which means you get to watch Matthew McConaughey again," Jaye said. "This time he's getting haunted by ghosts of people that I'm pretty sure aren't dead? So do that, and while you're watching, I want you to write your philosophy on why this guy hadn't fired his agent."

That's not how philosophy works, Jaye.

Flight- Monday- 3rd period

[solo_sword]

Today the students in the Danger Shop were... on a plane. Like, in the back of it. Anyone who got nervous about things might want to start worrying about now.

"I did promise you guys several different types of flight," Jaina said, loudly enough to be heard over the engines. "Which today means you're going to be skydiving. This means once you guys are all settled with your equipment, I'm going to open this door, and you're going to jump. Normally when you do this, you have an expert tandem jumping with you. Since we're in the Danger Shop, we're going to skip that."

She gave them all a rundown of the equipment and how to put it on, along with how to pull the cord and when, and continued, "Remember, this being the Danger Shop, you can't get hurt doing this. You're going to land just fine. If for any reason you want to sit this one out, just say the word and you'll stay up here. Oh, and if anyone has normal flight powers, please don't cheat and use them here, okay?"