Personal Improvement Through Science: Aperture Laboratories Presents Physical Education (Wed/Per2)

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Rather than any kind of test chamber today, students would walk in to an empty, white-paneled room with a large video monitor set into one wall.

IN AN EFFORT TO INCREASE TESTING EFFICIENCY, THE FOLLOWING REVIEW OF BASIC TESTING INFRASTRUCTURE HAS BEEN PROVIDED FOR YOUR BENEFIT, read the white block text against the orange background on the screen.

After a few minutes, a short video started up.

It'd play on a loop for the entirety of the class period, if you chose to stick around that long. Barring that, all the walls were portal-able if you felt like playing with the portal guns.

[OOC: OCD-free movie day today, hi. Writing class was maybe the laaaaaaaast thing on my mind this week.]

Junior Achievers Club, Wednesday (after classes)

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Anyone who arrived at the Danger Shop for this week's club meeting would find a friendly note on the door, in hopefully legible handwriting:

The Junior Achievers Club has been
CANCELLED
this week so everyone can recover from this weekend's weirdness.
See you next week!

[Your club-runners are exhausted and possibly still drunk. We shall reconvene next week!]

Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1

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"So," Pinkie said without preamble at the top of the class. "Last night there was some kind of big party thing about how a whole nation decided to handle some issues? But I don't know what any of those issues are!" She liked the blue donkeys, but that was just because they reminded her of home. "So we're not going to talk about that. Instead, have a hypothety-call: The nation of Brutalitar is being meany-mean nasty pants at their neighboring nation of Notintheface. The much bigger nation of Hooverville wants to come in and stop Brutalitar with lots of weapons and armies and things, but they don't actually have anything to do with Brutalitar and Notintheface except being in the same world as them. Should Hooverville play the part of global police and step in? Should they leave Brutalitar and Notintheface to sort out their own problems? The action hasn't escalated beyond name-calling yet, which historically, Brutalitar and Notintheface do a lot, but sometimes it does turn into a nasty nasty war with lots of sentient-creature rights violations. What say you, Model United Nations?"