Heroes and Villains 101, Tuesday, Period 3

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The Danger Shop wasn't done up as anything particularly striking, this week. Not really. There were tables with paper questionnaire forms and pens at each seat, and a large mystery table hidden behind the teachers.

At the front of the room, Kotetsu was standing there with his arms crossed, looking a bit on the baffled side. Prof Tomoe stood nearby, unusually quiet.

"I guess last week, some of you had a bit of a rough time," Kotetsu began, still a bit fuzzy on the details of the whole mess of it. All he'd known was that he'd woken up on Sunday, unawares of the time he'd missed, and yesterday's radio broadcast had been a bit stranger than usual. Oh, and his daughter was angry at him for not calling her in a week. Again. That part was kind of important. "I wasn't there to see what happened, but I figure a rough week means that you kids have earned a few days of easy classes. So today, we're going to try a slightly more straightforward method of finding whether you kids fall more on the side of good, or on the side of evil."

He gestured to the questionnaires that were sitting on the tables.

( In which character alignments taste delicious. )

Seven Deadly Sins, Period #5, 7/31 [Lust]

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Callie looked the same as ever this week, except that she was doing her best to seem apologetic. "I am so sorry about that terrible class last week," she said. "Needless to say, I was suffering from a rather cruel curse that made me into little more than a puppet."

Callie hadn't been Imperio'd. Ever. She was a demon. She had joined Team Evil free and clear.

"I think we've all suffered a great deal, and I hope we can heal those rifts and move on as quickly as possible. I think the best way to do that would be to just act like last week never happened."

She would sell all of you out for a pile of Tic-Tacs. Any flavor.

( Today we're talking about my favorite sin: Lust )

Modern Technology for Beginners, Tuesday, 7/31

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Tyrion was slowly rotating in a swivel chair as the students filed in to find a laptop set up at each place.

"I think we all deserve an easy class," he said, without preamble. "Your assignment today is online games. In addition to being diverting, they'll also help you understand how to manipulate a mouse -- that's the small bit sitting to the side of your keyboard -- and the internet itself. There are a large number of collections of these; I've bookmarked several on your computers."

He talked through how to use a bookmark within a browser, and the basics of mouse manipulation, and then left the students to it.

Sex Ed, Tuesday

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On his way to class, Ronan had had a little green visitor. This visitor was not one of his friends from off-world -- unfortunately for Sparkle, who had been directed (rather overdramatically) to stand at the front of the class, while Ronan slipped a sock over his hand [Youtube; NSFW].

( Cut for lyrics, 'sock puppets, awkward pauses and references to 'junk'.' )

And that, students, is what you get instead of Ronan's planned lecture on STIs.

He blinked as the gremlin venom started wearing off; looked down at the sock-puppet on his hand; frowned. "Uh," Ronan said. "... Discuss different forms of birth control and STI prevention in use where you come from."

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