"Live every week like it's Shark Week," the Doctor said, as if the fact that they were on yellow, inflatable life rafts (several, six to eight people to a raft, in case you were wondering) wasn't important. "One of the monitors in the TARDIS won't stop playing television programmes about sharks," he explained. "And they say live every week like it's Shark Week. Well, it's Shark Week." He sounded far too happy about that. "We happen to be in shark-infested waters. Sharks, for the non-Earth-dwellers amongst you, are type of predatory fish that humans tend to be afraid of because of their rows of razor sharp teeth and propensity for eating anything that gets in its way if it smells tasty. The film
Mandibles didn't do the creatures any favours." He prattled on for a few minutes describing the physiology and behaviour of
sharks. As always, you should read more about the subject, or there are places that will let you go swimming with sharks if you're more hands on. Though don't get hands on with the sharks. They probably won't like being groped. But then who does? Don't answer that," he added quickly. "I don't want to know. Oh, and no matter what the films say, there's no such thing as a sharktopus that moves on land and growls. Everyone knows they're not amphibious and don't have vocal chords.
Two activities this week," he moved on as if sharktopi were normal. "One requires your immediate attention, the other is more of a homework assignment. Look at me, giving real homework assignments like I'm a teacher or something. Just call me the Teacher. No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Teacher, that's stupid. Activity one! We're in shark-infested waters. While we're working together as a group to paddle these rafts of questionable buoyancy over to that conveniently placed island on the horizon, I want you to tell me something. You have the opportunity to go out into the world, or universe, and experience potentially wonderful things, but there's a catch - there's a shark in the water that might try to eat you. Or, to be less metaphorical, there's a very good chance that something incredibly dangerous will try to kill you simply for being out there. Do you choose to go knowing about that potential and very likely danger? Whether you decide yes or no, why?
The other activity for
hoooomework is to live this week like it's Shark Week, however you choose to interpret that. I want you tell me what your approach was next week."