people suck except when they don't | thursday | period 2 | february 4

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Loki looked positively gleeful as the students came in and took their seats. It would become evident why he was looking so excited shortly but, for now, he was just grinning like a smug motherfucker.

Once everyone was settled, he stood up and said, "Today we're going to talk about some of the suckiest fucking people in the world. People who are annoying."

( and we go on )

Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/4/10

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So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before Deadpool could even start to mock anyone.

"Well hello, designers! I must say I am pleased as punch to be able to join Heidi today to mentor a new breed of fashion designers. Today we're going to see what you can do with recyclable materials. Namely all this hoodie sweatshirts that I found abandoned in the room I woke up in this morning. Now you have one hour and zero dollars to make this fashion work for none other than fashion icon Katy Perry! Isn't that exciting?"

Deadpool had to stare for a moment, before just going along with it. Because it was awesome. "You heard the man, people. This isn't like my homeland in Germany where people can't even afford such nice sweatshirts." Yeah, just go with it. "And, for the love of god, I seem to be preggers again. Damn you, Seal. Damn you!"

"Well come on designers! Time's a wasting! Let's make it work!"

Battles That Changed History, Second Period, Friday 2/5

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The students had handwavily been informed that they would be meeting in the Danger Shop today. When they arrived, they would find themselves in a mountain pass. Their teacher was standing next to a pile of red and blue jerseys, and another pile of assorted weaponry made out of Nerf foam. As the students entered they were advised to select a jersey.

"Welcome to Roncevaux Pass," Steve said once they were all assembled. "Modern-day Spain. It wouldn't have looked like this, exactly, but we'll take what we can get. This is an interesting battle; its actual impact on historical events has little to nothing to do with what actually happened here and a whole lot more to do with what people who weren't here would claim had happened hundreds of years later. The year is 788 AD. Charlemagne's forces meet with a Basque army. Charlemagne's army is defeated. His nephew, Roland, is killed, inspiring the famous Song of Roland. The Basque establish their independence." He paused. "Some people believe this was a battle between Christian forces, under Charlemagne, king of the Franks, and invading Muslim forces. This is not so. Both belligerents were Christian, in fact. Elsewhere, in other campaigns and other battles, Charlemagne did hold off the Muslim invasion, keeping them to Spain and keeping the rest of Europe Christian, which resulted in a lot of cultural developments on both sides and a lot of problems between the two religions regarding territory that persist to the present day. Charlemagne united Europe and helped set what it would be...but he didn't do it at Roncevaux. Here, he had a bad day. It's funny how legends get built, isn't it?

"So!" he clapped his hands. "Reds, you are the Franks. Blues, you are the Basques. Reds, see if you can change history. Blues, try to preserve it. Select your weapons, and begin."

Business 102: Friday, Period 3, Class 5

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"Morning," Jim said, sounding rather sniffly. That's right. He had a cold. "Today's topic is 'When to Actually Try a Little Bit.' Since the answer to that is 'sometime when you don't have a cold,' let's watch a movie instead."

"This is 'Cubicles.' It's the story of a guy who learns how to love work by not trying at all. It's the best movie ever."

[OOC: Sorry for the super lame class. Work's being mean. I need sleep.]