people suck except when they don't | thursday | period 2 | february 4

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Loki looked positively gleeful as the students came in and took their seats. It would become evident why he was looking so excited shortly but, for now, he was just grinning like a smug motherfucker.

Once everyone was settled, he stood up and said, "Today we're going to talk about some of the suckiest fucking people in the world. People who are annoying."

Now it was clear why he was gleeful.

"You all know someone annoying," he said with conviction. "You might be that annoying fucking person, in fact. Sometimes your friends will be good enough not to fucking tell you that you're annoying but, trust me, all of us are annoying at one point or another. It's just the degree and the way we're fucking annoying. Some of us might talk too much, some of us might fucking stink, some of us chew with our mouths open and spray it. I could go on and fucking on but that's not what this class is about. This is about how you would deal with people like this."

And Loki kind of really wanted to hear how some of these students would deal with annoying shitheads. He was kind of an evil person sometimes. And he predicted half of the students would use physical violence.

"So, here's today's activity," Loki said, still looking gleeful. "I want each and every one of you to stand up and give one way in which you think you can be an annoying bastard. Yes, this means owning up to some of your flaws but you're all fucking adults, for the most part, so I have confidence you can do this without falling apart. Once you do this, everyone else? It's your job to say how you'd deal with that particular trait. Be fucking creative. If someone says they talk too much, don't just offer to punch them in the mouth. Think outside the box. I'm even gonna play? Everyone understand? Okay, go."

Comments

sign in [ps 02/04]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Like someone's annoying you!

Re: sign in [ps 02/04]

[not_tylerdurden]

Calvin

Re: sign in [ps 02/04]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Noah Puckerman

during the lecture [ps 02/04]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Talk to each other, pass notes, take notes, sleep, picture yourself in Rome, whatever!

class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Ping in and give one reason why you think you might be annoying. Everyone else will ping under and say how they'd deal with the annoying trait and the person.
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[Handwaving is fine and play nice!]

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Deciding to set a good example, Loki went first. "So, my annoying trait. I'm a fucking pushy bastard. And I like getting my way. How would you all deal with me?"

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[not_tylerdurden]

Calvin shrugged. "A lot of people seem to think I don't pay them enough attention." Teachers usually.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Puck cleared his throat. "I'm sure it's annoying to compete with how attractive and awesome I am," he said, smiling.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[knowsnokungfu.livejournal.com]

Chuck thought just a moment before he decided. "I've heard I talk a lot, for not actually saying all that much," he admitted. "I could probably be a little more concise." Well, no, he'd tried. It didn't work out for him. His flail came out in lengthly chatter sometimes.

"Babble is annoying.... I hear." He did it, so obviously he wasn't the best judge.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[gorka-wolf.livejournal.com]

This was fun!

Makita sat on her desk and grinned at people. "I fucking swear all the damn time," she sang cheerfully. "I shoot people I don't like, I am disgustingly affectionate with my boyfriend in public, I cheat at cards and pool, and I do not have an 'inner monologue.' And I will insult your paternity and all your ancestors if you talk to me before my morning coffee."

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"I can be a little flaky sometimes," Joan said. Though she would insist it was not her fault. It was His fault for making her do different things all of the time.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"I'm a perfectionist," she said. "And I have a temper." And according to a lot of people, creepy. Monster was also a word that gets thrown a lot too.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[abetterthief.livejournal.com]

"I say and do things that make people uncomfortable," Parker said.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

"Sometimes I can be a bit of a nag," Ellie said. Well, maybe just at Chuck, but still.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[furnaceface]

Righto, then. Jono could handle this one.

//I've been informed that I'm too much of a downer, at times. Occasionally.//

Really. He wasn't emo or anything.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[ashockingbitch]

"I'm bossy, I swear all the time, I drink and smoke even in places where both are theoretically forbidden, and I'm told I always think I'm right," Jenny said. "Of course, that would be because I always am right." Someone had a high opinion of herself.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"I'm ENTIRELY too cheerful!!!" Kurt announced.

Re: class activity | the annoying [ps 02/04]

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"I try entirely too hard," Elena sighed. "I'm going to be the bestest ever and take myself too seriously and then throw little tantrums when I fuck up."

the ta's [ps 02/04]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Loki's sure they have their annoying traits, just like everyone else!

Re: the ta's [ps 02/04]

[gorka-wolf.livejournal.com]

If being annoying was a superpower, Makita was pretty sure she could rule the world.

Re: the ta's [ps 02/04]

[furnaceface]

Jono was actually certain that he was better at being annoyed than he was at being annoying.

But it was likely that he had his moments, too.

loki [ps 02/04]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

He's pretty sure a fuckton of people would say he's annoying.

ooc [ps 02/04]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

There are giant piles of snow in the parking lot.

Re: ooc [ps 02/04]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Here, cheer up your day with some Golden Girls Valentines (http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2754756.html?thread=457923268#t457923268).

Re: ooc [ps 02/04]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

GO BUILD ME A SNOWMAN.

Or a snowpuppy.